Funny things from my 2 yr old (Part 4)

Madison said this just the other day.

"Mommy, can you do me a favor?"
Me: " I guess so. What do you need?" (With a surprised grin on my face)
"Can you get my Aladdin book for me? I'll give you a piece of my cheese!"
I just laughed but I did go and get the book for her. Then when I handed it to her, she said "Here mom, here's your cheese." I told her that I didn't want it but she was persistent but we finally came to an agreement. She would eat my piece of cheese for me and I could just have a kiss. That was a darn good deal.

Madison had taken a bath right after lunch b/c she had eaten some watermelon and gotten all sticky. When she got out it was time for her nap so I told her to get some clothes on and she comes out with her long sleeve flannel monkey jammies on (she loves these jammies). I told her that she'd get hot but she said that she was wet and cold so I let it go. After about 30 mins, she was lying in her bed reading some books and she says, "Mommy, I'm hot" so I told her she could get up and change her clothes and she said, " No that's ok, I just sleep in my nakey." Oh boy did I laugh. I did let her sleep with her shirt off but she was wearing pants.

I play this game with the kids when Jonas has a smelly diaper. I say, "Shoo Wee Somebody stinks and their name is..." Of course it's Jonas that stinks but I like to play around with Maddie and I say, Somebody stinks and their name is Maddie. And usually Maddie will say, "No, it's Jonas." Well today she said, "I don't think so, It's not me, it's Jony!!!" (that's what Maddie calls Jonas) She said it with such sass. It was funny!!!